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College Entrance Exam for Football Players

Football Player College Entrance Exam

Time Limit - One Month

Minimum Score - Three Correct


1) What does ABC (American Broadcasting Company) stand for?

2) Spell -- Onion, Tree, Barn

3) Which would you ask William Shakespeare to do?

    (a) Scale Mount Everest
    (b) Paint a masterpiece
    (c) Sail around the world
    (d) WRITE A PLAY

4) Convert 0.0 meters into feet.

5) Where does rain come from?

    (a) K-Mart
    (b) Wal-Mart
    (c) Mexico
    (d) The Sky

6) What language do they speak in Germany?

7) What time is it when the big hand is on the 5 and the little hand is on the 6?

    (a) Bed time
    (b) 10 o'clock
    (c) AM or PM?
    (d) Happy hour

8) England has had six kings named George. The last one was George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

9) What religion is the Pope?

    (a) Hindu
    (b) Catholic
    (c) Jewish
    (d) Polish
    (e) Agnostic (check only one)

10) If you have four apples how many apples do you have?

11) Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

    (a) Yes
    (b) No
    (c) I am not related to him

12) How many of the 10 Commandments did God give to Moses?

13) The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem for which country?

14) What are people living in the far north of America called?

    (a) Southerners
    (b) Northerners
    (c) Westerners
    (d) Foreigners

15) Explain Chatelier's Principle. OR Spell your name in block letters.

16) Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire. In particular, cover literature, architecture, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of Charles de Gaulle.

17) What are frying pans used for?

18) What part of the United States grows the most oranges?

    (a) New York
    (b) Florida
    (c) Canada
    (d) Europe

19) Where would you locate the basement in a three story building?

20) The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?

    (a) A.D.
    (b) B.C.
    (c) Still waiting

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